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  • Episode 10: Monster Dog

    Episode 10: Monster Dog

    A review of the 1984 Horror film “Monster Dog”, where a musician, played by Alice Cooper, goes back to his childhood home to film a music video, only to be hunted by a pack of vicious werewolf dogs.

  • Episode 09: TerrorVision

    Episode 09: TerrorVision

    A review of the 1986 Horror/Comedy film “TerrorVision”, where a roadkill puppet alien can outsmart even the most prepared old man simply by teleporting from TV to TV.

  • Episode 08: Barbarella

    Episode 08: Barbarella

    A review of the 1968 Sci-Fi/Adventure/Cult Classic “Barbarella” where we find out how you can make your R-rated film be PG forever because of loopholes.

  • Episode 07: Dinosaur Island

    Episode 07: Dinosaur Island

    A review of the 1994 Action/Comedy/Fantasy film “Dinosaur Island” where force perspective dinosaurs attack a group of military men who find themselves on an island filled with scantly clad women!

  • Episode 06: Gor

    Episode 06: Gor

    A review of the 1987 Action/Adventure/Fantasy movie “Gor” where a ring teleports a teacher to a distant planet where no one knows how to speak clearly.

  • Episode 05: Dark Star

    Episode 05: Dark Star

    A review of the 1974 John Carpenter Comedy/Sci-Fi film that’s part ALIEN, part 2001: A Space Odyssey and part awesome ending.

  • Episode 04: She

    Episode 04: She

    Another remake of the H. Rider Haggard story, of a post apocalyptic future where everyone fits into cliche cults and has magically healing wounds.

  • Episode 03: Hercules

    Episode 03: Hercules

    A review of the 1983 Lou Ferrigno sci-fi version of Hercules by favorite bad Italian filmmaker Luigi Cozzi.  Oh the fun you’re in store for.

  • Episode 02: Poolboy: Drowning out the Fury

    Episode 02: Poolboy: Drowning out the Fury

    A review of the 2011 faux lost action movie staring Kevin Sorbo and Danny Trejo.  It’s name is only the beginning.