On this weeks episode, former failure to become president, John Kerry, reads Where the Wild Things Are.

On this week’s episode Lord Vo-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, tells the classic original tale of THE LITTLE MERMAID.

On this weeks episode, James Mason returns to read The Frog Prince.

On this weeks episode, Arnold Schwarzenegger reads the story of Paul Bunyan. We say he reads the story, but he mostly just yells at Paul Bunyan the entire time. Be sure to stay until the moral for a surprise.

On today’s episode, Al Pacino stops by to retell the “story” of “The Three Blind Mice”.  Al Pacino’s lawyers would like to say that this in no way actually happened to Al Pacino.

On today’s episode, Christopher Walken tells his point of view of the classic tale “The Legend of Sleepy Hallow”.

A special bonus episode featuring the show’s creators sitting down for an hour talking about their process, the voices, the future of the show, and ultimately screwing around.

On today’s episode, Charlton Heston reads “The Gingerbread Man”.

On this special Christmas episode, Richard Nixon tells us the tale of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and joining him is a very special guest.

On this special Christmas episode, Batman returns to tell yet another tale of how he battled one of his long time nemeses: Frosty the Snowman.

On today’s episode, former President Bill Clinton tells the story of Cinderella.

On today’s episode, Mickey Mouse retells the classic tale of “Little Snow White”.

On today’s episode, Jimmy Stewart reads the first part of one of this original poems.

On today’s episode, James Mason (a British person whom you’ve probably never heard of), retells the classic tale of “Rumpelstiltskin”.